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How we made the trains run on time
2023_05_08
First we streamlined them, but it didn’t seem to
work, and so we shortened them, then lengthened
them, but that had no
effect.
We electrified the
lines, closed stations to reduce the
stops, passed a law prohibiting
delays, but nothing seemed to
work.
And so we painted
them, and that’s what did the
trick.
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